Vote for baba ramdev ð
Pun intended!!!!!!
1. what is the difference between einstein and karunanidhi?
einstein said that everything is relativeÂ
where as karunanidhi says that relative is everything.
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2. why is bangla desh not sending a contingent to the olympics?Â
because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already crossed the border of their country.
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3. why did the upa government demonetise 25 paise coins?Â
they could not manage one anna, how could they manage four annas?
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4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator.Â
finally we have a government that listens to us.
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5. vote for baba ramdev.Â
heâll be the pm who can help you make your ends meet. your head and toe, that is.
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6. mayawati, jayalalitha & mamata should now form an alliance.
then can call it behenji-amma-didi. or bad, for short.
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7. some days, digvijay singh makes no sense.Â
other days, he is silent.
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Posted By: Ankita in News & Politics Jokes
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